Well Boys and Girls,
It has been a long time. The Toad has been rusticating and ruminating on the state of the world. And, no, the Toad does not wish to "share" his thoughts...or anything else.
Look for some changes around the pond. We'll be adding a commentator or two, notably our old friend Mr. Theramin Vox. "The Vox" is as ascerbic as the Toad, just nowhere near as clever and incisive. You hear that Vox? The Toad gets top billing here.
Also, there will be a tad of a shift in reportage to include, well, everything. So much to mock, and so little time. Rawwwwk!
So, bunky, while you are breathlessly awaiting the first bile of winter, we found the following clergy-themed beverage for your delectation:
Parson’s Special Cocktail4 Dashes Grenadine.
1 Glass Orange Juice.
The Yolk of 1 Egg.
Shake well and strain into medium size glass.
A few of these and you'll be on your knees. Guaranteed. Rawk, rawk, rawk!
Yr. Obed. Serv.
Roy "Amalfi Coast" Toad, D.Mon., LSMFT
It's All About Me
- R. Toad
- The blog manager is an amphibian who has grown peevish at just about everything. He has issues with fakes, frauds, leftists, pinkos, Commies all sorts (whether religious or not), terrorists, liturgists, Donatists,bush-league pharisees, fringers, schismatics, collection plate artistes, and flat-out lunatics (you know who you are). The Toad also is an amalgam (look it up, bunky) of several characters who write from different perspectives. (That means a bunch of people are the Toad, so don't overthink it. You'll only make your brain hurt.)
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